If you’ve known a man for more than 24 hours, you can’t date his sister.- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
- The minimum amount of time you are required to wait for a guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes.
- You can exaggerate any tale told to your pals by 50 percent but no more.
- Two men should never share an umbrella.
- With a 12-hour notice, a friend can borrow anything you own, unless it’s something that’s considered lucky.
- No guy is ever required to buy a birthday gift for another guy. He’s not required to remember the date either.
- You must offer sincere condolences over the death of your girlfriend’s cat even if you don’t like cats.
- When approaching guys watching a game on TV, you can ask the score, but you can’t ask who’s playing.
- Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
- It’s OK to take the last Pizza or beverage, but not both. That’s mean.