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Harold Carey Jr

Photojournalist, Navajo Historian & Online Learning Instructor

Single guy's code

March 1, 2008 By harold

  • singleIf you’ve known a man for more than 24 hours, you can’t date his sister.
  • Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
  • The minimum amount of time you are required to wait for a guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes.
  • You can exaggerate any tale told to your pals by 50 percent but no more.
  • Two men should never share an umbrella.
  • With a 12-hour notice, a friend can borrow anything you own, unless it’s something that’s considered lucky.
  • No guy is ever required to buy a birthday gift for another guy. He’s not required to remember the date either.
  • You must offer sincere condolences over the death of your girlfriend’s cat even if you don’t like cats.
  • When approaching guys watching a game on TV, you can ask the score, but you can’t ask who’s playing.
  • Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
  • It’s OK to take the last Pizza or beverage, but not both. That’s mean.

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Harold Carey Jr

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