Mar
01

Single guy’s code

Harold Carey on Mar-1-2008

If you’ve known a man for more than 24 hours, you can’t date his sister.
Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
The minimum amount of time you are required to wait for a guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes.
You can exaggerate any tale told to your pals by 50 percent but no more.
Two men should never share an umbrella.
With a 12-hour notice, a friend can borrow anything you own, unless it’s something that’s considered lucky.
No guy is ever required to buy a birthday gift for another guy. He’s not required to remember the date either.
You must offer sincere condolences over the death of your girlfriend’s cat even if you don’t like cats.
When approaching guys watching a game on TV, you can ask the score, but you can’t ask who’s playing.
Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
It’s OK to take the last Pizza or beverage, but not both. That’s mean.